The complete history of every social network ever
- Never heard of it.
- Wow, this is sorta cool.
- Look, there’s nobody here by my peeps. What a great way to connect. Fun.
- It’s getting crowded. How the hell did I end up with 1000 followers/following 1000 people?
- Jeeze, it’s down like half the time. What’s wrong with these people?
- The algorithm shows me what I’m supposed to like, but it sucks. And I never see posts from my friends any more. Did they leave?
- Who are these random people with a million followers? This viral crap is stupid. And there’s not enough of it, I get bored sometimes.
- The spammers are out of hand.
- Why are there so many ads? And why do they all suck?
- They had a data breach — am I going to get hacked now?
- Hmm, Facebook has just added a feature that’s exactly like this.
- Well, my parents just showed up. It’s clearly jumped the shark now.
- I haven’t checked this in months. I wonder if anything is still going on there?
Why so cynical? You could at least have included between bullets 3 & 4: Oooh, what a funny cat video! So cute!
RIP Friendster