The new owner of Dictionary.com and Thesaurus.com abuses a thesaurus

The new owner of Dictionary.com and Thesaurus.com abuses a thesaurus

Rock Holdings, parent company of Quicken Loans, has acquired Dictionary.com and Thesaurus.com. The resulting press release is a perfect example of how an idiot uses a thesaurus. I know this press release was supposed to be funny. Funny is different in a press release. I salute that. And it worked: Google News shows 7,570 articles about…