conversations with authors

Did these really happen? I’m not saying. What kind of work do you do?I’m an author.What’s your day job?— What do you do?I’m an author.Really. Wow. Do you know Stephen King?No.Malcolm Gladwell! Do you know Malcolm Gladwell?We both presented to the same group once.What’s he like?Skinny. Glib.— What’s your job?I’m an author.Do you write fiction?Not…